How the three major parties plan to use the next 31 days to win the Election

Democrats

As October progresses, the Obama campaign continues its "stand-back-and-let-the-McCain-campaign-strangle-itself" policy by campaigning in Virginia, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Michigan releasing television spots using clips from McCain interviews and archival Palin footage that are mistaken as...SNL skits. Which hit youtube and go viral within minutes.

Republicans

The McCain campaign tries to capitalize on their Vice Presidential candidate's extraodinary surge from startled, cluelessness to absolute mediocrity by secreting her away in Dick Cheney's bunker and hermetically sealing her in a crypt until election day. They then release poorly doctored audio of Barack Obama saying things like "Salaam Alaikum" and even more poorly doctored video of Obama wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I honk for higher taxes" in an effort to shore up their support with the fundamentals of the American economy, namely Mr. and Mrs. Joe Six-pack. Unfortunately for them, the viral Obama campaign ads, mistakenly identified as SNL skits hold the attention of the media, with the exception of FOX, for the duration of the campaign season.


Libertarians

The Barr campaign (I know, right? Who?) makes a crucial decision--they take out an advertisement! That seems to get the ball rolling, as soon after, candidate Barr has a debate with Ralph Nader on a local Ohio cable access channel. Both viewers are split in polling.