Hello World!
Hi. Kid Caramel here, just signing on for the first time. A little about me: I'm a teacher, writer (as yet unpublished), and all around nice guy. I wish we lived in a country shaped like a donut so we could avoid the issue of landlocked states that have no contact with diversity and different cultures, and recieve all of their news and information from FOX News Channel. If I had my way actors, athletes, and lawyers wouldn't have the highest salaries on the planet, politicians would be paid teacher's salaries, and teachers would be glorified as the guardians and shapers of the future that they are.
Anyway, that's enough of a rant for now. Like I said earlier, I'm a writer. I write fantasy stories long and short, and (like everyone else seems to be doing these days) I'm working on a novel. I'm about halfway through and running downhill towards the finish line. What have I learned? Well for starters, writing isn't as simple as stringing words together. It's really hard work! The other thing I learned is that just because you read a crappy book and think you can do better than whoever wrote it, it doesn't mean that you actually can. Even pieces of crap take work.
The same thing goes for almost anything in life. Like radio shows, for example. David Lee Roth (DLR) is now doing radio, trying to fill the void created by Howard Stern's departure from Planet Earth Radio and into Satellite Radio. DLR is horrible. Absolutely horrible. Listening to his "show" is like forcing yourself to listen to Rita Cosby's voice. And what's up with that? Somebody get her a lozenge. Or a new throat. Yeah, a throat transplant, like that French lady who got the face transplant and is now using her new mouth to smoke cigarettes! Mon dieu! Idiot! Its a real slap in the face for the brain dead donor who provided the nose cheeks and mouth for that moron.
Is anyone else bugged by the constant media coverage of Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Anjelina Jolie? Who cares what they're doing? So what if she's pregnant? Isn't there anything more important that could be aired on a television than "Branjelina" coverage? And Aniston's not even that good an actress. I'd actually rather listen to Rita Cosby rasp on for an hour than hear anything more about those three. Without the lozenge. Yes, that's how serious I am.
Until the next time.
Anyway, that's enough of a rant for now. Like I said earlier, I'm a writer. I write fantasy stories long and short, and (like everyone else seems to be doing these days) I'm working on a novel. I'm about halfway through and running downhill towards the finish line. What have I learned? Well for starters, writing isn't as simple as stringing words together. It's really hard work! The other thing I learned is that just because you read a crappy book and think you can do better than whoever wrote it, it doesn't mean that you actually can. Even pieces of crap take work.
The same thing goes for almost anything in life. Like radio shows, for example. David Lee Roth (DLR) is now doing radio, trying to fill the void created by Howard Stern's departure from Planet Earth Radio and into Satellite Radio. DLR is horrible. Absolutely horrible. Listening to his "show" is like forcing yourself to listen to Rita Cosby's voice. And what's up with that? Somebody get her a lozenge. Or a new throat. Yeah, a throat transplant, like that French lady who got the face transplant and is now using her new mouth to smoke cigarettes! Mon dieu! Idiot! Its a real slap in the face for the brain dead donor who provided the nose cheeks and mouth for that moron.
Is anyone else bugged by the constant media coverage of Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Anjelina Jolie? Who cares what they're doing? So what if she's pregnant? Isn't there anything more important that could be aired on a television than "Branjelina" coverage? And Aniston's not even that good an actress. I'd actually rather listen to Rita Cosby rasp on for an hour than hear anything more about those three. Without the lozenge. Yes, that's how serious I am.
Until the next time.
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7:25 AM
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